Peanut Butter
a legitimate “conversation” we had the other night. This is why five people
should not spend six months straight together. This is also why I will miss my
teammates like no other when we go home.
Bryan: I found some Jiff peanut
butter that the ambassador team left in our room!
Jess/Me: Oh my goodness! Where is
it?!
Katie: Are yall going to eat it
all like you did last time?
Bryan: Yeah, you can’t have it.
Jess/Me: Why not?!
Jon: Because it’s a waste of
peanut butter.
Me: Um, why?
Jess: It’s not like we don’t eat
it.
Jon: Yeah but then we can’t use
it for sandwiches.
Jess: Well you can use the other
peanut butter for sandwiches.
Jon: Then you can eat the other
peanut butter.
Me: But it’s not the same and you
know it. Come on. Just let us have a little bit.
Jess: Yeah it’s like dessert.
Jon: No. You can’t eat the peanut
butter. I’m not going to have to buy more peanut butter just so that you can
eat American peanut butter straight. You get home in a month and you can eat
all the peanut butter you want then.
Me: But that’s a whole month a
way. You just want to deny us the pleasure of peanut butter.
Jon: No. It’s just wasteful. You
don’t need it.
Me: Well then you can’t put sugar
on top of your cereal any more Jon Melo. It’s wasteful and you don’t need it.
Jon: Then you can’t either. And
it’s not the same anyway.
Me: I don’t put sugar on my
cereal thank you. And it’s exactly the same thing. You just like the way it
tastes, you don’t need it.
Jess: Well what about ice cream?
We buy ice cream just because we like it.
[This continues for about ten
minutes]
will be in charge of the dang peanut butter distribution. I will give everyone
their fair share and then the rest I will use to [insert inappropriate comment
here]. I didn’t even have to tell you about it and now yall want to eat ALL MY
peanut butter!
Me: Did we really just argue about
peanut butter?
Jon: I don’t really care about
the peanut butter. Yall can eat it.
that much either. I was just having fun listening to Lila and Jon argue about
it.
Welcome to community and an
unhealthy addiction to American peanut butter.
This is the funniest blog I’ve read in a while LOL! It’s definitely not the same (sugar on cereal vs dessert peanut butter) LOL
You have wrote that innaprop statement in there. it would have made this so much better. By the way, I spit in the peanut butter you gorged on last night. and.. Jon says, “Lay off the fricken peanut butter!”
umm…i will hug each of you the moment you land in Houston because this blog just reminded how incredibly much I miss you all!
I eat peanut butter straight errrrday.
Congratulations on getting into UF, Lila.